Went to Vegas. Our free upgraded suite came with a sexy shower window for the whole suite to see! He watched me shower while waiting for me in bed then fucked me after. Then we showered together.
Dishwashing liquid has been used to treat birds affected by oil spills. After the Exxon Valdez oil spill in 1989, the International Bird Rescue Research Center received hundreds of cases of dishwashing liquid that were used to clean up birds. [https://en.
This well known chain of coffee houses was originally going to be named "Pequod" after the ship in Moby Dick, however they decided against that name and instead chose the name of the ships first mate "Starbuck" [Wikipedia]
After high school I got engaged to my sweet heart and joined the military. Everything was going great until you moved into our house while I was deployed. She used to send me videos of her stripping and masturbating, now I jerk off to the videos you send
While you're still living with mom & dad at 25. Your little sister couldn't wait to move out and into my cramped studio apartment after turning 18.
After graduating, Jackson became a hedge fund manager. Your mom met him while on a grocery run. After showing her around his new Porsche, your mother became inexplicably more attached to her phone since. This is what she sent to your highschool bully.