As the cat cancer is spreading, dead bird, while holding a cat based sex toy, has no filter for its unrefined dialect, and therefore if it is used to strain water from a Creek it will not be able to protect you from the bacteria.
Since Brad the Bully turned your mom into his fleshlight. It means he has the most authority in the classroom and can make the rules. Which means he can use his fleshlight in class whenever he sees fit.
