My sister couldn't resist bringing our waitress back to our hotel room when the bar closed - she wasn't the only one getting a tip at the end of the night
You got them drunk at the bars, did interviews, screened out the liars, and finally found her the perfect one. It was worth all the effort in the end.....
Last summer, my bully was a lifeguard at the local beach that my mom and sister always go to. He's always hitting on them and they always laugh and flirt back. One day, my bully texted me this picture with a text "Who should I fuck first? Your solder sist
When the knock came at the door, you knew to head to your room. You spared one last glance back at your mom as she welcomed your bully into the living room, thanked him for bullying her "wimp son", and got down on her knees
