"My Pokemon are such good lays," Her friend told her one day. "They can't get you pregnant, they love to cuddle afterwards, and best of all they'll always be there for you!" Her friend's words were spinning in the trainer's head for days until finally she
Your GF was already an hour late to your anniversary dinner and as you were waiting at the restaurant, you tried to call her several times. Suddenly you receive a message from your bully: "Stop calling. She'll be there, once my balls are empty. Not sure i
