When picking up groceries, my wife pointed out the ass of the girl at the checkout counter. We told her we needed help taking it to the car, and then help taking it to our house, and then help in the bedroom.
I'm sorry baby! After he got you fired, keyed your car, and kicked your ass when you confronted him, I figured this is is right. No, don't leave, just keep looking me in the eyes. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!
As me and my mom got gas for the car, I noticed this huge intimidating dude just staring at my mom's ass. I ignored it and went in to pay for the gas. When I turned around I saw the guy jump into the car and speed off with her still in it. Wherever they a