This is my ass. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ass is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ass is useless. Without my ass, I am useless.
Natalie, she ran away with all my money And she did it for fun Natalie, she's probably out there thinking it's funny, Telling everyone, Well I'm digging a ditch for this gold-digging bitch..