Your uncle has been staying at your place while he finds a new job. He needs to go. How can you leave him home alone with your daughter while you're at work?
My daughters are home from college and driving me crazy. I really can't take a day of being bullied at work on top of it. So, I gave him my spare house keys.
I lost a bet and had to blow my daughter. I was personally fine with it, but I had no idea she was filming me the whole time! Now everyone at work knows how much of a cocksucker I am...
You invited your asshole boss over for dinner in the hopes that he would finally give you that promotion you had been working so hard for. Unfortunately for you, he wasn’t interested in any of the food, only your daughter’s pretty mouth.
