Did your kid get a ribbon for showing up to a sporting event? Did you make up a pun that's just hilarious? Just get a new pet or start a new diet fad? Looking for someone to talk about it with? TVU is your guy!
Just a quick little something the wife and I did. It's not as good as most of the stuff on here, but we're just learning. [x-post from /r/bdsm and /r/bondage]
While visiting my cousin out of town I hooked up with the local scumbag lawyer. I told him he had to pull out and this is what he did. I just know he'll weasel out of child support, too.