25 (M) 194lbs Recently started doing stand-up. I'm trying to find the optimal BMI for humor while retaining confidence. I'm thinking like a 7:1:1. I don't know how BMI works.
This is the right way to do it - can't stand to see the rolled-up crotch fabric rubbing the side of the guy's dick (ouch!!)... Hot lacy pair on a sweet ass.
Mom lost a bet with me and has to pose in her underwear outside. "I stand in front of the window but not outside!" Mom says. "I can't believe I'm doing this! Don't tell anyone!"
I know how I'm spending New Year's Eve...on my knees with you standing in front of me, doing what you do best! I'm hoping for some big bangs to ring in the New Year!!!
I like to stand back from the urinal in a busy mens room and shake like this for a while and see who notices. On hot days like today I pull back my foreskin and do it at the sink to cool off. Love the attention it gets. 26yo 6'5 tall, 7.6in of floppy cock
