Please enjoy my repertoire o[f] really good jokes while admiring my various lumps. This is either a really good idea, or the worst idea I've ever had. What do you think?
MD feminists: you are not a toilet; you are less than your Master's toilet. So if you ever suspect your Master is starting to use his toilet more than he uses you, be quick and do your best
This scene is edited out of the produced video...do you all ever show putting on the condom in your video or do you cut that part out? Even though I know I am going to cut it out, the performer in me still wants to ham it up. :p
She sighed, "Honestly baby, what was the point of having me go through the trouble of growing this massive thing if all you ever want to do is take pictures of it and look at me naked? I mean, I like the attention, but can you at least kiss it or touch it
