Once a week I give my daughter the Doggy Pill. It is a pill that makes her act like a dog and listen to every command. She'll only be able to bark until the drug wears off next week.
Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
Forced to sleep on the floor as a dog, Shira desperately wished to swat away the fleas and mosquitoes, or at least scratch the itches. But fear of Male Power kept her in line