The Feminist prisoner thought she could passively resist by claiming she had 'lost' her scrubs, her Patriarch ensured that would no longer be a problem...
With the constant sexual abuse suffered by Feminist political prisoners at the hands of the Misogynist guards, constant trips to the prison gynecologist are a must, to ensure that their precious little vaginas are not injured
The Husband had been emasculated and cuckolded when his defiant uppity wife had the nerve to run for Vice President, without asking his permission first. Under the New Patriarchy he ensures that Madame VP receives a daily beating as she is cleansed of her
Some pigs don't feel the full effect of traditional torture methods. New, more painful methods need to be devised to ensure full compliancy. I wish I hadn't been traded to the R&D Group...
In order to ensure our sisters in the Matriarchy remain protected by York's naval fleet, I have decided to double the fee we charge to keep our ships docked in your waters.
Sir, My maid Daisy seemed most ignorant. She neglected the wash stands and the fires, and served the port straight from the cellar. I raised the latter with her, and her dedication to ensuring the port is served at the correct temperature is now admirable
Office Stress Toy: To ensure morale and productivity are kept up Civilisation LLP provides cunts for all of our employees to take their frustrations out on.
Enjoying Local Experience: the Cunt Guide program from Civilisation LLP ensures travel and tourism cunts can show foreign tourists all the Maledom Empire has to offer.