/u/ PrincessPixie87 is kind of the exception to the rule that dicks don't get upvoted on Gonewild. But if you send her a PM, spare her you pathetic dick pics and just pose with your ass up and ready for her, you both know who would be the bottom.
When you finally meet that couple you are so relaxed with and call your friends. It feels just like a relaxing summer day by the pool. Except there's a lot more oral and somebody's about to get fucked on a floaty.