The perfect girl next door... gorgeous brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes to go with a killer body and a fun personality. Too bad nobody can find a name!
I open my eyes to this sight each and every morning. "Open your mouth," I hear my little sister whisper, and I oblige. Who needs an alarm clock when I have her alarm cock?
"I ran into that guy you think is such a prick. He's really opened my eyes to your shortcomings, honey. So when he gets here, show him to the bathroom and film quietly while he makes me fall out of love with you once and for all."
