The wife getting ready for a date and if I remember correctly with a rich black American. We're African and yes I've noticed were white. He had a stern demeanour and loved to display thier relationship.
The renovations in your yard seemed to take forever. But your wife vouched for the workers. Turns out they have been carrying out major reconstruction of your wife's holes all this while and you have been paying them for it.
Wife bought a pink cover for the vibrator head just to rub it in (pardon the pun)! Just after I took this photo she asked "where are your balls? Oh, that's right, you don't have any!!"