I'll use a marker and write whatever dirty, degrading words/phrases/usernames/whatever that you tell me to in comments, wherever you tell me to and take pictures. Up until Saturday.
Happy Valentine's Day. I've assembled an album of 133 images. 73 wholesome, lovey-duffy, fluffy images, followed by 60 BDSM images, for whatever you desire on this day (The change is pretty obvious if you want to avoid BDSM stuff). Enjoy.