When my girlfriend broke up with me just before our vacation, I offered mom the other ticket so it wouldn't go to waste. Mom was so grateful she offered to fill in for my girlfriend in every way
I accidentally gave mom my girlfriend's Valentine's Day gift bag. Mom sent the following photo and message: "It's a little inappropriate and risque but it's the thought that counts"
Bully: I told you to stay away from my girlfriend's pussy (your mom) or you'll get punished. Your mom fucked your toothbrush and said she's gonna spank you if you don't brush your teeth as well. Either way you lose. Such is the life of a wimp.
