went to a comedy show with my girlfriend, and the comedian pointed us out and asked the audience if they thought I was her daughter or girlfriend. WELP.
Girlfriend just blew me and swallowed now she's in the bathroom thought I'd show you my still hard, freshly sucked cock. Sorry no cum. Maybe next time if enough people ask for it.
He was browsing /r/Fortnite while his girlfriend was sending selfies to someone on /r/dirtyr4r. Was it a good idea to show your girlfriend reddit, bro?