I haven't really done anything today other than masturbate and eat an entire pizza (with extra sausage). I made this album so Reddit can commend me on my hard work and justi[f]y my day. Come on Reddit. Help a girl out.
Someone was selling my pictures on Craigslist as their own and a "friend" found my account and showed all our friends. I think this is the point where most girls would stop posting. Zero. [F]ucks. Given.
