Tattoos placed over bones and tendons (spine, neck, back of ankle), on body parts with relatively little padding (feet, hands, joints), and anywhere with loads of nerve endings (nipples, fingers, face) will be the most painful.
The goosebumps start to raise, the minute that my left hand meets your waist... and then I watch your face, put my finger on your tongue 'cause you love the taste
"kneel and touch forehead to the floor, stretch arms out before you with palms face down and fingers spread. i knelt before the guest, putting the palms of my hands on the floor and my head to the tiles."
The allele that causes people to have more than five fingers or toes per hand or foot, respectively, is dominant over the one for five, which is kind of a (M)indfuck