At parties your boss always boasted that he could make any woman spread her legs for him. In a drunken state you bet, for a substantial raise, that it wouldn't work on your girlfriend. It took him one hour, and she didn't let him pull out.
I got a called into work on my day off, as I was driving out of my neighborhood I could have swore I saw what looked like my boss's truck pulling into my driveway. Shortly thereafter I got a snap from him, and sure enough, there he was fucking my wife.. o