I told him only douchebags go to the gym, he smugly replied "Only douchebags fuck your Mom." then spit his gum in my face "Go play video games you virgin."
He might constantly bully me, but everyday when I get back to my dorm I turn on his webcam show and jerk off to him face-fucking the hottest girl on campus... I even donate from time to time
Whenever you are fired your girlfriend goes to get your job back so your boss fires you every week just so he can fuck her face and make her swallow his load.