[B/S] After my girlfriend had just dumped me, and my sister came home from another failed date, we started talking about how much easier it would be if we were just in a relationship with each other instead. "Well, we could do that..." I said:
Your heart sank when you realized you bought her that set of lingerie for your last anniversary. But all you said was “Wow, how do you pull chicks like this all the time?”
