third eye fairy: There must be a fairly general intrinsic link between the idea of moving in space, of traveling, and the idea of fucking, otherwise the widespread expression 'getting off' would not have been invented. The word "widespread" in the precedi
Dear Senator: Ever since our daughter realized she can make money with her boobs there's been no stopping her. Is there anything in the Constitution that can help us rein her in?
[36] Been somewhat blue-balled lately. Wife’s out, boys are out, finally gonna shoot this nut all over my chest. Been thinking about mildly bi fantasies. Wish there were a girl and a guy between my legs each nursing on one of my balls. Then lapping at my
There have recently been some issues in communities bordering the park where wild females have left park grounds in search of food or attention of various sorts. If seen, please call the park rangers immediately! Keep wild girls wild!
