Aunt Lin doesn't entirely understand American culture. When my uncle joked that I would be the "man of the house" while I stayed over, she took it literally.
[Proof] Found a pair of glasses outside of a bank. Made a joke about this sub, to my friend. Ended up taking a picture. Friend wanted evidence, so I decided to post it.
After I took this picture I jokingly said "it feels like were at a water park" and now I'm packing for a day trip to Wisconsin Dells for Valentine's day
Syracuse University which is responsible for an appreciable portion of New York City's escort population. The school is an academic joke while simultaneously being bizarrely popular with the airhead set. Weak academics and high costs generally lead tight