When pissing in your pet's mouth, if she dares to spit it out, leading health officials recommend jamming your cock down her throat and forcing your piss directly into her stomach
The DFA's annual update of slave position training guidelines. It's recommended that you teach your slaves to assume all of these positions on command.
Breaking the Messenger. When having to give bad news to a client Civilisation LLP recommends sending a well trained cunt to do it; the client will be in a much more productive frame of mind when he's through with her...
Tales from the Jester Club: Bar Room Bitches. Civilisation LLP recommends men get additional training in how to handle cunts as it can prove extremely useful in resolving common issues.
