Forgot I posted here last night! Haven't had the chance to reply to everyone, but I did read everything. Here's a couple more "revealing" photos for you guys and gals ;p I've barely even masturbated lately, let alone trained my holes. Nonetheless, I tried
Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
Your girl had a meeting with her boss yesterday. You asked how it went, and she replied “Oh, you know, he was just being a controlling dickhead like usual”
I've been ordered to beg you to offer your initials to add so that my ass is owned by as many people as possible. I will submit photo replies as proof. Please help me fulfil my task.
I told him only douchebags go to the gym, he smugly replied "Only douchebags fuck your Mom." then spit his gum in my face "Go play video games you virgin."
I was heading out to go shopping when I realised I should text my little sister if she wanted to come along. She messaged "Nope, too busy". Curious, I repsponded "Busy doing what?" The video she replied with definitely answered my question.
"Hi Sarah, this is your BIO 102 professor. Pardon the text but I've already sent two emails about your extended absence and you are in urgent danger of failing unless you can provide a doctor's note." She replied with a picture, "Does this count?"
I need someone to fuck the shit out of me!! Send me a DM in here and tell me what you would do to me ;) please don't add directly without my permission. I wont reply
