Message from the mods: Brent likes his shit and piss, but he also likes non-NSFW material. Try to keep it diverse if you can. This is not a rule just a guideline.
Gentlemen, this is the perfect foreplay: no sex at all, just slapping, beating, hurting, pissing, spitting and maltreating your girls for 1 hour to your sole unrestrained enjoyment. You'll fuck like gods after that.
When I piss off my sister, this is how she wakes me up the next morning. I act like I'm mad and I hate it, but as soon as she runs from the room I can't help but lick it all up and swallow every last drop.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have en
