Chances are, you might be the lucky guy Miss Ciccone would drag home after a night drinking and dancing over on State St., just down the street from the Michigan Theater... (Xpost /r/OldSchoolCoolNSFW)
Getting ready to go to work. Woke up with this on my phone, don't even remember taking it, just shows I can still get it up no matter how many drinks I have!
You shouldn't have invited him out for drinks that night. You were just trying to be friendly and bury the hatchet. But as he soon as he eyed your girl, you knew you were out of the picture. He took her out back to his van to "show her something" and made
