You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.
Summer's here and your cousin is visiting. Your mommy said the kid would be scared if he slept alone and made him sleep next to her. The kid was not scared but they didn't get any sleep either.
My wife[53] at 40 while on vacation at Disney with the kids for the first time. We had a great room for pictures (and sex) on that trip, while the kids shared the other bedroom in the condo.
My wife. Not so much of an On'Off as a time lapse. On the left is age 23, pre-kids, done by a professional photographer. On the right is age 40, after two kids, done by a not-so-professional photographer.
