When I went to live with my aunt for the summer after her divorce, she was so lonely that she didn't care I was her nephew when she threw herself at me one day and TBH, I didn't care she was my aunt.
In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
(F)ufilled a request this morning to live up to my username ;) More requests/tributes are MORE than welcome... cum at me bros and hoes!! ;D (x-post from gonewild)
