I'm sorry baby! After he got you fired, keyed your car, and kicked your ass when you confronted him, I figured this is is right. No, don't leave, just keep looking me in the eyes. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!
Looking for a lighter... She didn't know I took this until after. She's shy and was reluctant to let me share at first, but after some gentle coaxing she gave me the green light. So natural, it looks staged!
