I tried the whole "post cute pictures of myself" on reddit thing. It was aight. I'd much rather post this video of myself looking for parking at school for an hour. Let the hating for not showing my tits in this commence!
As much as I love crazy sex, the sight/sound of another cute girl a few feet away getting the same treatment (or worse!) always makes it 100x hotter. This is why I like swingers clubs... (x-post /r/gangbang)
The drop off line is so much more fun when that cute male teacher leans into the car to help the kiddos out... my sweats look frumpy, but I’m really naked and ready to fuck [F37]
