My friends would ask me why I wanted to take my sister shopping. Especially when I said it was to get her hand lotion. what I didn't say is that her soft hands are worth all the money In the world
My friend's, last best idea to get me to quit being Mormon for good was to leave me alone with his wife. She (f30) opened my (m25[then]) mind by opening her legs. God bless them for all the wise, worldly ways they showed me
