Sir, my maid Betsy opined her wages too low to buy a new hat. "I shall give you a new hat", says I, "If I may be permitted to make a photographic print whilst you wear it. Bring two of your friends, they may all have a new bonnet!" The joy in their hearts
Sir,My maid Annie learns music with an intent to improve her wage by a penny a week. She complained that her cheap instrument did sound flat and lifeless. I noted that her voluminous layers of clothing were having a damping effect on the sound. Resolved,
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi
Sir, My maid Daisy seemed most ignorant. She neglected the wash stands and the fires, and served the port straight from the cellar. I raised the latter with her, and her dedication to ensuring the port is served at the correct temperature is now admirable
Sir, I found my maid resting upon a chair when there were 9 cases of Brandy to take to the cellar. I dismissed her at once. She said I am the best employer, is working until day-end sans pay, and will present me with a bottle of vintage Burgundy upon her
