Sir was away but he made sure i kept up with my training. of course riding his hard cock is the best form of exercise and he made sure i held my pose long enough to make my muscles strain and teach me the correct posture and position [ruthrainer]
Sir, since losing my pianist to a falling cask of Armagnac (the dearer victim of the tragedy), my luncheons have wanted for diversion. I have thus dispatched several staff to the musical tutelage of one Mme. Chasteté Buisson-Épais of Châtillon-sur-Loire,
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainful
Sir, In investigating the disappearance of my finest Sauternes I found the culprits, my butler and scullery-maid, in flagrante delicto. I offered a full pardon of their mischief if they agreed to hold their licentious pose for a daguerrotype for my wife.
Sir, Visiting the colonies on a fact finding trip in search of restorative remedies derived from local herbs. I return in good spirits to find my maid Ada under the evil influence of laudanum for toothache. I position her in the recovery position of my ow
Sir, my maid Dottie was quite distraught at my decision not to have the latest gas powered geyser installed. She complains of soot, smuts and damage to her uniform whilst tending to the stove. As a caring employer, I have issued new dress guidance to prev
Sir, I found my staff in what appeared an act of Satanic devilry. My maid did explain they were cleaning the chimney.All Hallows eve is a traditional time for doing this as sprites and imps do assist. Satisfied,I made myself comfortable with a large brand
Sir, my Maid Peggy suggests that one day, Women might equally use bicycles. I countered that it was not at all Lady like, even for lowly staff. Peggy soon corrected my views with a practical demonstration of her Female prowess on my Swift Safety, and I no
Sir, having returned from her 14 hours shift at the Radium factory, my maid Ada complained of a strange glowing sensation. She admirably followed my guidance on the best ways to diagnose the problem.
Sir, A mysterious item arriv'd by packet post this morning. My maid did blush and asked where she might also obtain such; I noted it was of ivory construct and unobtainable on her wage, which displeas'd her greatly. My wife later seized the parcel and has
Sir, On a Thursday evening I invite local ladies to assist me in the science of photography. This interests the ladies greatly. Unbeknown to us, as we held our dramatic pose for 20 minutes, my wife, having discovered the nature of my scientific endeavours
Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the hou
Sir, I forbid my staff to sit upon my furniture and dismiss infringers. When I found my maid Molly asleep in my best chair, she explained she had discovered a new, more relaxing way to enjoy it's comfort. This is truly so enjoyable that I now permit her t
Sir, There are some amongst us who would deny me my vast wealth and my low-paid servants. But with such privations, I would not have time to sit for days on end in my vast library, learning of 18th c. French history.
Sir, I visited my club in Pall Mall, and joined my friend Lord Palmerston for a glass of their noted brandy. He spoke of a new venture down The Strand, of pamphlets & magazines ne'er seen before, that every gentleman might desire. I have made a modest
Sir, my attempts at introducing this dress fashion among my staff has so far been unproductive. However, I welcome suggestions as to the historcal nature of the scene depicted within this lithograph that I have discovered in my library this eventide.
