Naww, look at you down there, playing with your little sissy wiener. I bet you wish you could put it inside me, don't you? I'm sorry but its never going to happen. You're too pathetic. Now shut up and lick it you little bitch.
You did a great job of keeping your fiancé away from your douchey roommate, but you had to leave them alone today to run some errands for the wedding. They’ve never even met before and it’ll just be a couple hours. What’s the worst that can happen? Sudden
