Maybe not [F]ully GW, but the thrill of raising my skirt and spreading open for you all at a public restaurant at peak hours is surely getting me really soaked up down there. :*
Your mum asked for help with her phone, and you couldn't help but look through her files. You quickly realise: 1. That IS your beautiful indian mother 2. That is NOT your father, it is the creepy neighbor who pushes you around