Ok am I the only one who thinks it's crazy that I'm single? Not to sound vain but shit... I haven't been able to GIVE this away lately! So you get to enjoy :3
I hope I'm not too late, but to all the sexy gentlemen out there: Whether you're a role model for youngins, or a provider for fur babies... I hope you ALL had a Happy Father's Day!! Now sit back, relax, and let's end your day the right way.
Your GF was already an hour late to your anniversary dinner and as you were waiting at the restaurant, you tried to call her several times. Suddenly you receive a message from your bully: "Stop calling. She'll be there, once my balls are empty. Not sure i