Sorry I keep taking things down, my head is a weird one and I'll try to keep this one up, but I could use some friendly words and random internet validation if you could spare it? :3
Told one of my buddies I got a golden dog cock that jizzes. He asked, "What do you mean?” ... I replied, "I mean I got a golden dog cock that jizzes." Thank you Bad Dragon for allowing me the ability to say those words.
"My Pokemon are such good lays," Her friend told her one day. "They can't get you pregnant, they love to cuddle afterwards, and best of all they'll always be there for you!" Her friend's words were spinning in the trainer's head for days until finally she
