My Wife busted me trying to take a sneaky candid this morning. I thought she was asleep, but those pretty blue eyes popped open and I got, "Here, let me make this easier for you."
My friend's, last best idea to get me to quit being Mormon for good was to leave me alone with his wife. She (f30) opened my (m25[then]) mind by opening her legs. God bless them for all the wise, worldly ways they showed me
