My auntie and I have a special arrangement. I let her know when my mom and dad are out of the house, and she stops by for a visit. We both get to have a little fun, as long as our parents never find out. My lips are sealed!
I was too embarrassed to tell him this, but I'm actually the one that cleans up the messes they leave around the house. Its slightly less humiliating than having to watch my mom wipe up the huge loads that my bully shoots all over our carpets and bed shee