In a really happy Festivus mood today, I just need someone to suck the living daylight out of me before the long flight home then I'll be all set (the mid-flight boner while I dream of lifting the flight attendant skirt and mile-high-banging-her-silly is
The girlfriend worked out of town all week and copies home tonight. So I laid out everything she needs to relax after a hard week. Maybe I am finally figuring out this AB/DL thing some, lol
Your mom knows how much you hate the school principal. Today he made up a completely fake reason to give you detention, but when you got home you understood why he wanted you out of the house. Now he's threatened to expel you unless you stay and watch him
Your sister and her boyfriend came home unexpectedly and caught you perusing her panty drawer. He beat the shit out of you, and watching got her so turned on she gave it up to him right then and there. "Serves you right, you perv!"
Wait for it. The moment the wife gets home to her hubby making homemade porn with another another and accidently walks into frame only to politely back out of the shot.
My wi[f]e sent me this from work while I am out of town on a business trip...can't wait to get home!!! [watersport] (sound in comments for mobile users.)
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainful
