I've met a particularly disgusting Pig at SLAVECon, and told him I just had to invite him over to my place, right outside the Green Zone ... Fucking things are so gullible, it's like they're trying to get dragged away from their Empire.
We went on a family vacation to Hawaii which sounds fun but left us surrounded by people or parents every at second. Eventually me and my twin said fuck it and I pounded his ass right there on the beach outside our hotel.