My girlfriend thinks her beautiful-voluptuous-boom-in-your-face-Puerto Rican-yummy-ass is big and disgusting. (She is used to being thin and small but has "bloomed" over the last year or so) Help me help her see what I see. So hard not to touch. ALL...the
Your wife found out that two of your coworkers were stealing your clients and making you sign over your commissions. She laughed in your face and told you to invite them over and say out loud that you're "signing her over" as well.