When I piss off my sister, this is how she wakes me up the next morning. I act like I'm mad and I hate it, but as soon as she runs from the room I can't help but lick it all up and swallow every last drop.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have en
