Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have en
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invi
