Being mostly straight sucks sometimes. All the girls I want to date run away in fear when they see it, while the gay boys I let service me beg me to pound their face harder.
She knew how much you hated your new coach. But she was lonely, and he was now spending the night pounding away at your mom. He was failing you in class. And he'd leave the door open so you could hear her.
FREEDOM! Girlfriend is away on a family trip! Needing to pound a pretty face with this thick pole. Been standing at attention for hours now.. Any patriots in here?!
