My mom makes the BEST salad. I have no idea what she does to the stuff she puts in it but it tastes so unique, I cannot get enough! The dressing she puts on top can be a bit salty at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way!
You know how some toilets get pissed in so much that you can smell them from 50 feet away? Meet Vanessa - you'll smell her sweet salty scent long before you see her
"Didn't you once say your girl would never give head, since she thought it was disgusting and humiliating? I just had to ask her once and she willingly let me use her mouth until I could dump my load down her throat. Her kiss might taste a little salty to
