[Self] So I think my apple butt needs some shaping up. I'm going to add a sharpie for every five pounds I lose. Starting with three...let's see how many I can fit by the end of the year. :)
First time posting. Since I'm not using a throw away account... I'd just like to say hi to all my friends from high school and my wife who happen to know my reddit name.
According to Google Translate, the brand name of my underwear means "equipment" in Spanish, which seems fitting. How does one say "precum" in Spanish, though?